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YesThisisYoda wrote:

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Mwahahaha, well, to the best of my knowledge, there is only one voluptious vixen in the film, and it's Grendel's Mother. (There may be one other babe in the movie, I'm not sure.) If you've read the epic, the presentation of Grendel's Mother as a seductive young woman will strike you as unusually bizzare, if not downright perverted. In other words, this flick should be right up your alley, Ziggy. Enjoy.

I haven't got time to read books. Besides, it sounds like it's about a werewolf or something. I know there are lots of vampire movies with sexy mamas in them. Well, the fangs are a little scary. There was one vampire movie I saw where all the females wore low-cut dresses and you could see their cleavage in almost every scene! I think it was an Italian flick with subtitles, so I don't know what the heck the story was about. I think it was about how Italian wardrobes are far ahead of those in America.

Mary Magdaline wrote:

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Too funny! Technically I'm a "clinical social worker", but psychologists and clinical social workers often do the same thing and who cares about the details.

I am a Ph.D extraordinaire, with Masters and Doctorates all over the place! I even made up the word "werdifically," which when used properly is very clever. Try using it in a sentence: "You are werdifically challenged." Neat, huh? Have you made up any clever words like me? No way!

I'm just here to enjoy the show.

I stopped doing burlesque long ago.

You keep your dreams to yourself, but my avatar is a real picture of me. (Note the wedding dress, you warped weirdo. Does your daughter Anna read this board?)

Wedding attire means nothing. It has been statistically proven that more people get divorced than get married. My daughter Anna? I have sired children the world over. It is the price I pay for being so attractive to the opposite sex. Women have been known to pound on my door at night trying to get to me. Well, it might have been my neighbor's door, but I think it was mine. I know my landlord pounds on my door a lot. She says he just wants the rent but I think she has the hots for me. You look good in your picture but it is very tiny. Send me some more revealing ones.

You mean no one knows who you are? Well bravo, then, and carry on!

What are you talking about? I am the immensely famous and charismatic doctor of psychology! I am also a world-renowned gynecologist, sexologist, pimpologist, studologist, and a bunch of other ologies you've never even heard of. I think you just want an excuse to come over and see my diplomas, or to fool around. I can't blame you.