Carol's Magical Flower Garden of Lovely Joy and Sunshine

STILL MY BOARD!!!

feeds@yuku.com (Zigmund Froid) — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 11:33:33 GMT

I see you sniveling weak-hearted malcontents have run away. I am going to change this whole place now. First I want to re-arrange the furniture.

I own this board now

feeds@yuku.com (Zigmund Froid) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:25:04 GMT

I now claim this board as mine since no one else is around. I want all these flowers to come down and I'm going to hang posters of supermodels instead. There shall be no drinking of alcoholic beverages, unless you're a hot chick and you get loose when you're tipsy. All the males must send me money if they want to stay. A 50% tithe sounds reasonable.

Was I banned from TB?

feeds@yuku.com (Boaz) — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:14:13 GMT

I can no longer log in to TB. It appears that my password has been changed or is no longer valid. Very interesting...

Ok what happened...

feeds@yuku.com (lotamana) — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 21:10:03 GMT

I've been drinking Blanton's single barrel so I can't read back much in the forum....

But it seems like last time I was here, that Yoda dude was running things....

A Single Stroke of the Pen

feeds@yuku.com (Boaz) — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 04:22:35 GMT

Merry Christmas!

feeds@yuku.com (Boaz) — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:04:13 GMT

http://www.citizenlink.org/Stoplight/A000005834.cfm

There now...

feeds@yuku.com (Carol Lalala) — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 01:00:19 GMT

Isn't this pretty?

Hiram/Boaz

feeds@yuku.com (Carol Lalala) — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:20:40 GMT

I checked your IP address as you requested and it places you in Wichita, Kansas. I thought you lived in Texas.

I can't login and post on TB

feeds@yuku.com (Carol Lalala) — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:56:20 GMT

I hit "reply" to a post, type up a response, and when I hit "send" the login screen pops up...I login, repeat the process and the login screen keeps popping up. Any idea what is going on?

Loonie's rise spurring cocaine sales in Canada

feeds@yuku.com (met111) — Mon, 19 Nov 2007 16:30:44 GMT

Loonie's rise spurring cocaine sales in Canada: drug experts

Great Christmas song!

feeds@yuku.com (Boaz) — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 11:13:54 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAckfn8yiAQ

Pastor's wife: Church is a divorce asset

feeds@yuku.com (Boaz) — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:35:43 GMT

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_church_as_asset

British woman banned from entering New Zealand because she is too fat

feeds@yuku.com (Boaz) — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 07:31:45 GMT

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=494616&in_page_id=1770

crypto-christianity (for yodes)

feeds@yuku.com (met111) — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:38:13 GMT

21st Century American Evangelicalism: The Ne Plus Ultra of Christianity?

The "seeker sensitive" movement

feeds@yuku.com (Boaz) — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:31:23 GMT

October 30, 2007

If you are older than 40 the name Benjamin Spock is more than familiar. It was Spock that told an entire generation of parents to take it easy, don't discipline your children and allow them to express themselves. Discipline, he told us, would warp a child's fragile ego. Millions followed this guru of child development and he remained unchallenged among child rearing professionals. However,...

Answering the Atheists (from Christianity Today magazine)

feeds@yuku.com (Carol Lalala) — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:17:10 GMT

Let's face it: Atheism is in. Not since Nietzsche have disbelievers enjoyed such a ready public reception to their godless message-and such near-miraculous royalties. But even that hasn't put them in a good mood. Snaps Christopher Hitchens, who wrote God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything (although not, presumably, the pronouncements of atheists), "Many of the teachings of Christianity are, as well as being incredible and...

Cool Pad!

feeds@yuku.com (Mary Magdaline) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 21:41:36 GMT

I didn't see an Introductions board so I thought I'd make a pit-stop right here. So THIS is what everyone has been chatting about. Oh, yeah; it's me, Mary Magdaline, from Talk Beliefs, ReAARMED, AARM, and that "other" board. I'm off to go read some threads.

The Art of Nonsense....

feeds@yuku.com (YesThisisYoda) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 20:27:12 GMT

The purpose of this thread is to create a story that's as nonsensical and incoherent as you can think of. This started on another board, where I began posting random, bizzare paragraphs in an attempt to appear insane (or "more insane," if you prefer.) I'd like everyone to add something

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Dreadful. Mongolian tentmakers are eating the haploids with chopsticks made of...

Pastoral Search Committee Report

feeds@yuku.com (YesThisisYoda) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:52:15 GMT

Report from the Pastor Search Committee:

We do not have a happy report to give. We have not been able to find a
suitable candidate for this church, though we have one promising prospect.
Thank you for your suggestions. We have followed up on each one with
interviews or by calling at least three references. The following is our
confidential report.

ADAM: Good man but has problems with his wife. One reference told us how...

Pure Evil....

feeds@yuku.com (YesThisisYoda) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 08:11:16 GMT

Ok, I thought twice, three times, even four times about posting this, because it's a really wicked song. But I love it. If you're easily offended, don't read. Anyone think I can teach my choir to sing this one?

"Simulate"
By Icon of Coil

We're alive and we're among you
We breed and we concieve you
You live because we allow you to live
...